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2009/05/16

※教书节语录?※

偶然从我的中学老师的部落个看到...原来老师和学生的Definition是这样的=.= 适逢教师节,就和大家分享分享:)

#Koay Tian Soo
"School is like cinema, Lessons in class are like what are shown today, just look at the list of shows in GSC... To some students, teachers are like Angels & Demons. Either they are The Uninvited or I Love You, Man. Most of the time, students are the Power Kids, Teachers like Paul Blart: Mall (Pasar) Cop.

To go to school must be like A Night in Museum pt 2. But for most of teachers, it is like going to Battle for Terra. For both students and teachers, expectation from both sides are to Make It Happen but it will have to be Fast & Furious 4 both of us"

我的语录:
郭老师是我Form2时教Science的老师...印象中他是个很幽默的老师(当然咯!看上面的形容就知道XD)~如果学校真的像他的Definition一样的话,那学校的确还比戏院里的电影剧情更精彩=.=

#Cheah Thim Tuck
Teacher is like Pepsi "Ask for more", Teacher is likeNike "Just do it" Teacher is like Nokia "Connecting People" Teacher is like McD "I'm loving it" Teacher is like Toyota "Moving forward" Teacher is like Adidas "impossible is nothing"

我的语录:
哈哈哈~如果老师是Pepsi,那学生不就是Coca-cola?
如果老师是Nokia,那学生不就是Sony Errisson? 如果老师是McD,那学生不就是KFC?因为学生总爱和老师唱反调咯:P

#Yeap Ah Beng
There can be coffe without susu, nights without lampu, Curry without lembu, Burgers without keju, but not school without cikgu...

我的语录:
Mr Yeap是我Form2的英文老师,他教书的时候总是静静的咯...没想到也能出口成“诗”~ -.-


#Yeoh Liew Heong
Who is greater a mother or a teacher? Surely answer is .... Teacher-lah... Because a mother can put only one child to sleep but a teacher ..... puts the whole class to sleep~

我的语录:
校长果然是和老师不同的:P 冷笑话也比人家的冷>.<~不过也是事实啦=P


3 条评论:

  1. 有这几位老师教课,应该很一级棒的!

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  2. 我喜欢Pn Yeoh的!没想到她可以这么幽默!哈哈~

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  3. ※Vincesepten※
    呵呵~对啊!他们都是很棒的老师:)

    ※仪雯※
    哈哈~她的冷笑话>.<~

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